I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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