so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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