My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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