She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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