hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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