Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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