Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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