how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
do herpes really smell.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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