Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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