Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sober January is a disaster.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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