Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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