we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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