hell yes lets make some ravioli
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Randomize
