Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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