belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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