wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
