You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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