its not stalking. its research.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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