Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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