we have officially lost it.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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