goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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