Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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