We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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