We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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