Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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