Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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