So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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