YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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