That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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