Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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