Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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