Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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