can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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