i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
