For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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