i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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