NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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