I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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