you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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