he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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