wanna go halves on a baby?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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