also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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