I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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