I think I am morally bankrupt
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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