chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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