Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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