a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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