He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
