I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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