get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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