I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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