I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
