Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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