oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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