What should our trivia night team be named?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too