She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015