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• (209): View more from California

  Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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• (415): View more from California

  thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards

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• (207): View more from Maine

  did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..

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