Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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