did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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