**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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