Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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