i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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