Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
zippers are such a cool invention
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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