no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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