That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
