butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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