So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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